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Because somebody had to test whether the category title could be this long.
Also, because we needed somewhere to put questions that nobody actually asked.
Nobody knows.
Several theories exist, but none have been conclusively proven.
The leading theory is that washing machines contain a secret portal to a parallel universe populated entirely by teaspoons, odd socks and USB cables.
See previous answer.
Because your brain apparently considers bedtime the ideal moment to review everything you have forgotten since 1987.
This is a well-known phenomenon.
The router can apparently sense fear.
There is no official limit.
However, if you can no longer identify which tab is playing music, you have crossed the line.
Yes.
That is why you have forgotten yours.
Printers are aware of deadlines.
They can smell urgency.
The more important the document, the more likely the printer is to display:
"PC LOAD LETTER"
or some equally mysterious message.
Somewhere secure.
Preferably not:
- On a Post-it note stuck to the monitor
- In a text file called
passwords.txt - On the back of your hand
- In a spreadsheet called
IMPORTANT PASSWORDS
A reputable password manager is generally a much better idea.
Because nobody checks.
We simply assume someone else did.
This is also how office refrigerators work
Because "I'll have several" sounds less responsible.
In normal circumstances: five minutes.
When waiting for a website to load: approximately seventeen years.
When waiting for a kettle to boil: three weeks.
When you're late: approximately four seconds.
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Apparently.
We haven't tested it in the FAQ module yet.
No.
But you read it anyway.